Obama was walking along the sidewalk in D.C. one day. A woman had a box of puppies on the sidewalk. Obama looked at the pups and asked if they were Democrats or Republicans.
"Democrats" the woman answered.
A week later, Obama noticed the same woman with the same box. He asked how the little Democratic puppies were doing.
"Just fine. But there no longer Democrats. They're Republicans."
"Why? Last week they were Democrats." Obama pouted.
"That was last week," the lady answered. "This week their eyes are open."